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28.08.02 I disse US Open i tennis-tider:

DEATH IN THE FAMILY
THIS man, an avid Tennis Fan, had great tickets for the US Open Final matches in New York. As he sits down, another man comes over and asks if anyone is using the empty seat next to him.

"No," he says. "The seat is empty." 
"That is incredible!" said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the US Open finals -- the one of the greatest sporting events in the world -- and not use it?"

He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to come with me, but she died two days ago. This is the first Tennis Finals we haven't been to together since we got married."

"OPh...I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else -- a friend or relative, or even a neighbour to take the seat?"

The man shakes his head. "No they're all at the funeral."

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